Updates and Apologies

I was going to publish a little curtain raiser post today about DDoB but decided that it would be best to postpone it until the end of this month. First of all, I provided several participants with a very short deadline and even then a few of you responded and I am very grateful for that but to make it fun, I would love to have everyone’s responses before I start, so I shall wait so that we all have more time. Second and more importantly, I have one exam looming in 10 days, even though it is just one it is very important..its my national boards for licensure. I apologize for the delay but it will be a whole lot more fun if I am able to give my full attention to DDoB. I have already prepared the quiz questions :) Once again, if you have not received an email, let me know and I shall send you one :) It will officially and for sure start on March 28, 10:00 pm EST :-D
Until then, I would like to introduce you all to my kitchen!!! Yes yes, I have had that blog for three months now but I never officially introduced it. There has been a link on the side bar for a long time but I just never mentioned it in a post. Some of you have made it there and have realized that its true to its name - my experiments with rasoi ;);). Do read the intro post.

So here’s presenting - My Experiments with Rasoi - Improvements, suggestions, and recipes WELCOME!

Another update: Pick of the week is back from Rediffblog days! Sometimes its pick of the “month” but ..y aknow ;)
Also, know how I have time and again written about my phone bill and how my dad always confronts me but never has taken the phone away? Well, I came up with another little song for the rising phone bills…yeh kab khatam hoge…sigh!

Main aur mere dad
aksar yeh baatein karte hai
phone ka bill kam hota toh kaisa hota

main yeh gaadi kharidta, tum woh dress kharidti
mere baal kuch zyaada hote, meri taal kuch kam hoti
main tumhaari phone usage se hairan hota
phone ka bill kam hota toh kaisa hota…..

main aur mere dad
aksar yeh baatien karte hai
yeh “B” hai yaa uska nasha tumhe hai
yeh baatein itni kyu hamesha hoti rehti hai
Reliance ka card itna kyu use hota hai
Ambanis ko tumhaari baaton se itna paise kyu milta rehta hai

Hai bill se mujhe shikayat
yaa B ki baaton se main hairaan hoon
Hai yeh bill kyu itna lamba
Iska tax return kya main bhar sakta hoon?

ye phone company ki fraud billing hai
ya Reliance phone cards ki koi trick
yeh pattiyo ki kyu hui sarsaraahat
mere kaano main phone ki bajti hai aahat

yeh sochte hai mere dad kabse gumsum
ke jabke unko bhi yeh khabar hai
ke B nahi hai…. kahi nahi hai
magar mera phone hai ki proof deta rehta hai
ke woh yahi hai..yahi kahi hai

Bill bharne ki ye aadat, meri bhi hai uski bhi
kadki thodi idhar bhi hai udhar bhi

baat karne ko bahot kuch hai par kaise kare hum
kab tak phone pe baatien karte rahe hum…
dil kehta hai reliance kabhi free bhi karvaade!
yeh phone ke bill jo badh rahe hai unhe katva de
hum saath main rehlete hai, dad ko bata de
batade ke haan humko mohabbat hai..mohabbat hai
aur yeh phone ke bill idhar bhi hai … udhar bhi

yeh kahaaan aa gaye hum, yunhi phone pe baat karte
apni baaton se hai jaanam,saade phone ke bill badhte
yeh kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa gaye hum…

Sigh.

Utterly Me Mar 17th 2006 10:45 pm Uncategorized 31 Comments Trackback URI Comments RSS

31 Responses to “Updates and Apologies”

  1. ankson 18 Mar 2006 at 1:32 am link comment

    Me first….!

  2. ankson 18 Mar 2006 at 1:35 am link comment

    LoL@ the song…. arre, its the likes of you and B who talk so much, and pay my salary! :)

  3. poonamon 18 Mar 2006 at 6:37 pm link comment

    very nice kaush on the poem..sher..jo bhi. :-) main bhi samaj sakti hoon.

    all the best on your exam!!

  4. chanduon 18 Mar 2006 at 8:00 pm link comment

    ho.. okies.. u finish off your eggjamch & come back to action. we wud b w8ng for that DDOB spcl post.oh kaush u too started a kitchen blog. great. let me try some gujju dishes & give u feedback. all d best for ezam.haha phone bill.. reliance free. let’s hope so

  5. kaushon 18 Mar 2006 at 10:44 pm link comment

    [Anks] Aapki gold milaaji and yes yes…we feed the hungry..see how noble!

    [Poonam] song poonam dear..remember that song..main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein karte hai? usi par se churaayela hai :P thanks for the wishes :) Pray karo yaar main pass ho jau..thats all I care about.

    [Chandu] Yes I will finish off the exams :-) and yes this kitchen blog is about three months old now :D and do try gujju dishes..I am not a great cook by any means!

  6. Navjot Kashyapon 19 Mar 2006 at 5:53 am link comment

    Whats this DDoB funda? I didn’t recieve any mail :-( Song is nice …

  7. Nupuron 19 Mar 2006 at 6:52 am link comment

    DDoB? I’m lost…….
    And probably because I’ve been away for so long. Have to visit your Rasoi again too….. Shall be there shortly.

    LOL - the song was funny. Thank God I’m out of that crazy circle. :P

  8. Me..on 19 Mar 2006 at 10:35 am link comment

    DDob..?? nahee pata.. :-(
    waise, abhi notice kiya.. main bhi kabhi “pick of the week” tha.. :-D

  9. Vickyon 19 Mar 2006 at 2:12 pm link comment

    hehe..

    phone bill ka to pata nahin, par tum shayar jaroor ban gayi…:))

  10. kaushon 19 Mar 2006 at 6:46 pm link comment

    [Navjot]- send me an email at utterances [at] gmail [dot] com and I will email ya :)
    [Nupur] Welcome back!!!! Happy Wedding :-D and yes aapka woh circle gaya :)aapka gmail check karo jee..the forblogs account. If you havent gotten it there either, email me at the ID I just gave Navjot :-D
    [Me..] Shall email ya Me.. and yes you used to be and looking at the way you write..i know you will be on there again too :D
    [Vicky] haan main shayar toh nahi ..magar e bill..jabse dekha maine tujhko mujhko shayari aa gayi :P

  11. Moonstruckon 19 Mar 2006 at 7:29 pm link comment

    Haha! I hear ya for phone bills. Why dont we have incoming calls free like they do in India?
    Anyway, You asked me whereabouts me is from…well I am from Canada…a fellow gujju, might I add.

  12. kaushon 19 Mar 2006 at 10:59 pm link comment

    [Moonstruck] I know! thats the first question I asked..not only do we have to worry about phone card bills but also have to keep tab on minutes when someone calls from anywhere! acha toh aab canada vich ho? and you too gujju…you know when i started blogging back in 2004, I used to say that there were no gujju bloggers around and now…its hard to not find one ;) now that I think about it…i do remember seeing a comment in gujju on priyanginis blog! kyaana cho? whereabouts in india? btw…I have not emailed you about DDoB…it would be great if you could participate..email me at utterances [at] gmail [dot] com :)

  13. Moonstruckon 20 Mar 2006 at 1:05 am link comment

    All the answers to your questions have been emailed to you :)

  14. Silky Moonon 20 Mar 2006 at 1:46 am link comment

    Congrates for your new blog on Rasoi… jhatpat rasoi :P. Good one :D. What is this everyone has started Kitchen….. : I think I should also start Nepali Chulho :P ((just kidding).

    Reading your song I feel to sing….

    Haaye yeh bill, ban jaaye naa mere saare income ke kateel, haye yeh bill….

  15. Rickyon 20 Mar 2006 at 1:49 am link comment

    Lo ek aur Gujju mil gayee isko. Let me do the formal introduction.

    Moonstruck (what a wacky name, I never noticed) meet Kaush (she is girl, don’t go by the name). Kaush meet Moonstruck from my Kaneda. Moonstruck is from A’bad and Kaush is from some weird-sounding-gaun in Gujarat. Now both of you can exchange dhokla recipe and do garba dance…Ciao!!

  16. mehakon 20 Mar 2006 at 6:45 am link comment

    well wats this quiz thing…do send me a mail..besties for ur eggjam…have visited ur rasoi many times….n phunny song

  17. PrakashVenkaton 20 Mar 2006 at 8:24 am link comment

    … do send me the mail abt DDoB … phone bill .. ha ha ha … phone bills are montonically increasing sequence … tney can never decrease (exp of mine and my frnds) , bills kam hots tho is out of question isnt it ??? so u have exams ,all the best …

  18. Anonymouson 20 Mar 2006 at 10:43 am link comment

    LOL..nice song..thanks for extending the deadline. im a little overwhelmed here right now-RS

  19. JSon 20 Mar 2006 at 10:43 am link comment

    Hi Kaush,
    U have exams coming…All the besties, Do well !!
    DDoB, will wait for that, but didn’t get any email :( U have a kitchen Blog too, goodie :)will check and try some dishes

  20. Gemini Girlon 20 Mar 2006 at 2:37 pm link comment

    lolz at the bill song :)

  21. Colorson 20 Mar 2006 at 11:26 pm link comment

    LOL at the song…hehe…now its kinda getting stuck in my head :|
    Sorry for not responding yet to ur DDoB email…thanks for extending the deadline…I will write to you soon :-)

  22. priyanginion 20 Mar 2006 at 11:28 pm link comment

    hi kaush, shu vaat chhe, tame rasoi pan karo chho. amne kyarek malshe tamara haath ni rasoi khavano moko? otherwise checkign out your blog will have to be enuf i guess. The phone bill song is cool, Rishabh changed to Airtel so we talk free now.
    Waiting for DDoB eagerly. finish up the exams first. All the best.

  23. sabaon 21 Mar 2006 at 2:33 pm link comment

    arre wah food blog !! Awesome . Will check it out .The parody is good . Thankfully i never have minutes ka prob , in fact i save like 100-200 mins every month !!!!By the way hope u recieved my mail.

  24. GalNextDooron 21 Mar 2006 at 8:54 pm link comment

    the DDoB is like blah blah… i guess the sideeffects of not reading along! lol. quit talking to ur bf so much! that might bring an end to the huge phone bills! lol

  25. Navjot Kashyapon 22 Mar 2006 at 10:01 am link comment

    mail Sent…

  26. Anonymouson 22 Mar 2006 at 11:36 pm link comment

    Hey Gonna-Be-In-Rich-Businesss dentist :D Wots up? Arre wots this DDOB *a lil scared about yeh-PSPO-nai-janta kinda response* hehe

    Pranshu
    http://jammysundaytimes.rediffblogs.com

  27. princesson 24 Mar 2006 at 9:58 am link comment

    nice blog :D

  28. Rickyon 24 Mar 2006 at 7:44 pm link comment

    I was waiting for DDoB to start but chalono worries. Although, I will be kinda busy at that time so may not be able to give my full attention to it.

    Best of Luck for your exams.

    I already knew about the food-blog because that’s one thing you can’t hide from me.

    I liked the old post on phone bill much better.

  29. deepakjeswalon 25 Mar 2006 at 7:56 am link comment

    ROFL @ ‘the parody’ tooo gooood, i am laughing away crazy (good the maid is not around, and the landlady is away right now and cant hear me guffaw ;-))

    All the best for your exams…

    And ur rasoi blog is an old story for me ;-P

  30. deepakjeswalon 25 Mar 2006 at 7:57 am link comment

    Sigh, ur blog always makes me yearn for coffee…mai jaakar peekar aata hun :-D

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